My supervisor gave me a table and two chairs for my kitchen. That's great a new table and two chairs. So it gets here and it's all funky. It's square with rounded corners. but the legs are in the wrong place. They are not on the rounded corners, they are in the middle of the flat area. So when I put it against the corner, the two legs are directly in the way of the chairs. Arrrrggggghhhhhh.

Why would you make a table like this? Was the guy in charge of ATM hours also in charge of this? What are the selling points? Won't fit conveniently anywhere - No one else has one - Conversation piece.

I looked under the table and found it's only held together by some Phillips head screws, so I bought a great screwdriver at the $1 store and flipped it over and undid them. No luck, it was also glued. So I put them back in and got over it.

As I type this I am straddling the front leg there. I can never have two people at the table because it's so awkward. Welcome to Almostville. I'll explain that later.